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ToolZ · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:34 am

Saw this and thought it was funny....

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kpgc10 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:39 am

Thats old shit.

ToolZ · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:16 am

I´m just not "down wit da kids" anymore.

DegreE · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:42 am

Good stuff. I remember seeing this about 8 years ago. Forgot all about it. Still pretty funny. I think I'll print some out.

ToolZ · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:09 am

8 Years!
I am out of touch with the modern world.
Next thing you know I´ll be tinkering around on old cars from yesteryear and talking about carburettors instead of super chipping my microwave so it can heat a Chicago Town Pizza in less than 10 seconds.
I heat my pizza a quarter slice at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, i´m free.

Camshaft · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:25 am

ToolZ wrote:

8 Years!
I am out of touch with the modern world.
Next thing you know I´ll be tinkering around on old cars from yesteryear and talking about carburettors instead of super chipping my microwave so it can heat a Chicago Town Pizza in less than 10 seconds.
I heat my pizza a quarter slice at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, i´m free.

Why don't you go down to Fatburger and get a quarter pounder and fries for a dollar ninety nine?

ToolZ · **Posted:** Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:37 am

Its all about the respect, camshaft. :lol:

TacoDelRio · **Posted:** Thu Jun 16, 2011 1:31 am

ToolZ wrote:

8 Years!
I am out of touch with the modern world.
Next thing you know I´ll be tinkering around on old cars from yesteryear and talking about carburettors instead of super chipping my microwave so it can heat a Chicago Town Pizza in less than 10 seconds.
I heat my pizza a quarter slice at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, i´m free.

LOL YESSS!!!!!!!!! +50 points for you, good sir.

cesariojpn · **Posted:** Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:58 am

Dude, come to the present. This is what you pass out now: http://youparklikeanasshole.com/

Drive510 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:06 am

I'm out of touch with everything now-a-days. Gas is over a dollar!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!!!

Sven7 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 26, 2011 12:38 pm

Drive510 wrote:

I'm out of touch with everything now-a-days. Gas is over a dollar!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!!!

Haha I know right? :mrgreen:

Camshaft · **Posted:** Sun Jun 26, 2011 1:14 pm

Sven7 wrote:

Drive510 wrote:

I'm out of touch with everything now-a-days. Gas is over a dollar!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!!!

Haha I know right? :mrgreen:

Sven, where did that quote in your sig come from? It's totally awesome and I vaguely remember saying it, but I say a lot of silly, opinionated things.

I don't recall what the hell I was talking about.

Kouper · **Posted:** Mon Jun 27, 2011 3:46 pm

First time I ever saw this was in a mag, I think it was Import Tuner, back when I was in high school. Ten or so years ago. I remember we photocopied it a couple dozen times and handed em out at the illegal races out on Amelia Earhart. We thought we were hilarious. Then again I was rollin around in a lifted F-350 diesel and racing honda civics and smoking them..... Good times.

It may be a repost, but it is still funny, and sadly still useable.

Drive510 · **Posted:** Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:53 pm

Bump for this thread. Anyone actually use youparklikeana**hole.com? It was mentioned but I have yet to try it.

I really need to get out more.

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